Thursday, June 02, 2005

Carl Lewis signs to FYL Records





Cleveland Times; June 2, 2005 - 9:13am
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Fuck Yo' Life™ Records (FYL) CEO Joseph Gladstone announced today the signing of former Multi-Sport Olympian Freddy "Carlton" Lewis, otherwise known as (hot) Carl. FYL will be releasing numerous singles in the upcoming summer months, including the club banger Break it up. MDK (the Ghetto Danny Tanner) articulated his excitement on the eve of the contract signing: "Tight." CL will be featured on the upcoming FYL-camp double disc Full House and dropped terse wit on Cousin Larry's now infamous "Mypos Girls" from the underground classic Am I My Brothers Keeper? (2000).

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Make sure to check his "Film Reel" at CarlLewis.com for an idea of upcoming FYL theatrical releases and his extraordinary acting talents. I mean, really check it. Carl Lewis wants his mother fucking money.

In other news, Drinking is Our Way of Life

3 Comments:

Blogger buu said...

d in no way was included in this business venture.

4:16 PM  
Blogger bboy said...

well, shit. you know how Balki swings. Him and Lewis don't get along too well, so there may be some beef on the next Balki/Larry cut. I talked to Gladstone, and he just felt that FYL needed some (in his words) "shitty talent to equalize all the 'hotness'" ... sorta like a - you need a Jim Jones when you got Cam' and Juelz - kinda thing. I'm betting his solo album goes copper (1 sale, his mother).

4:40 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Stretched out like Carl Lewis hamstring

9:05 AM  

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