Monday, January 29, 2007

"not talkin basketball when we talkin run and shoot"

kind of old news, but i dont have cable and i didnt know there was a video for this. everytime i start to lose a little faith in dipset, they bring me back with shit like this. the commercial was hard enough...damn.
i wonder if lebrizzle had a problem being in a juelz video...
fuck ya life.

Friday, January 26, 2007

agent zero.

now lebron is my man when it comes to basketball, but gilbert arenas is quickly becoming my #2. last year he earned many a clevelander's respect in that playoff series (though im sure any clevelander would be quick to remind him of lebron whispering in his ear), and this year hes not slowing down as hes seriously lighting up the floor with 50 point games and game winning shots (dont forget his "HIBACHI!" celebration). that coupled with his somewhat odd behavior (peep some of his interviews), makes for one interesting dude.
so why am i bringing this up? is it because he made a last second comeback against vince "i didnt really try in toronto" carter in the allstar voting? no, its because of the revenge tour hes been on this year against the coaches who cut him from the US national team. anytime dudes do things like this for vengeance (see Lance Armstrong's final tour de france), it has me laughing. i mean, he already dropped 54 against the suns (coach d'antoni)earlier this season, and now he has his sights set on nate mcmillan and the blazers. however, things get even better when asked about team USA's head coach.
here's a link to gilbert talking about how he wants go back to college just so he could drop 80+ points against coach K, and here's a link to gilbert's blog, which really isnt that insightful as much as it is short and to the point, which i guess adds to his mystique. like this passage about how he got his maybach:
It was LeBron’s guy in Cleveland. These guys, Larry Hughes, Damon Jones, Donyell Marshall, they got me to this guy. I seen their car and I asked about it, you know, just to ask. They was like, “You know, the guy, he can give you a heck of a deal.” So I called the guy and we had a little brief conversation and he said, “I have a 1-of-1.” And I was like, “Wow. All right, I’ll take it.”

Thursday, January 25, 2007

where does the time go?

*it seems like only yesterday that the old boy mystikal was heading to prison to serve a sentence for videotaping him and some dudes sexually assaulting his hairdresser (am i getting this right?). well, according to "the tarantula" is out, and hopefully, back to his own (legal) shenanigans.
to commemorate this event, heres a link to's cliff notes on his hit, "pussy thief". peep it.

*so yeah, apparently mystikal aint goin nowhere. hes still in jail. goddamn you

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

and here we are post-BCS "bowl bash"...

where to begin? was it the 6 months since they last played? was it coach tressel's lack of adjustment? ted ginn getting injured?
the gator chomp?
and is it just me or do you hate every sports team that refers to its fans as a "nation"?

fuck my life.

Monday, January 08, 2007

its going down.

you know what it is. ohio state plays florida in the bcs title game tonight and your FYL dudes are rooting for the home team. we've got mike in arizona covering that shit first hand, yours truly getting some white castle crave cases ready in the new york, new york, and ben, uh, watching that shit from seattle.
so to get you in the proper mindset, feel free to visit the following links:
- a very poignant article from the onion.
- a link to a bootleg fat al myspace page featuring a bunch of his songs, specifically that "ohio" banger. check it here.
- and lastly, that picture of greg oden dancing with that chick on deadspin.

fuck a gator's life.
go buckeyes.